Faux weather convo, or how I make stuff up for compliments

me:
be glad you're not outdoors today. It's 114*

you:
what?

me:
well, it feels like 114*. I suppose the real temperature is closer to 89*, but for effect, I embellish sometimes.

you:
you are adorable
mmmmmmmm

me - mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I am now all smirky