I have proven many times before that I am a perpetual child, and that is never truer than on my birthday. I feel like I should eat ice cream all day and then drink tequila all night. (wait, that's not childish... whatever...)
I am getting very little done today, since I stop every few minutes to tell anyone who will listen that ...
it's mah BIRTHDAY!
Mortifying myself without even leaving the house
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Autocorrect on my text messages is making me look even more unhinged than
normal lately, so if you ever feel bad about your texting issues, please
enjoy th...
22 hours ago
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