Not so jackalopable

Every week, all I want to do is leave early on Fridays. At my old job, I worked until about noon or so every Friday and then was free to hop around in meadows all afternoon long. Here, however, since I am not tied to a pager 24/7, I do not have this luxury. Below is my attempt to fake her out about it:


Woohoo! I get to leave early!

what?
youre leaving?

I asked my boss if I could
said i had to take my cat to the vet

no you didnt

i did!
i'm just finishing up some work first

i dont believe in jackalopes, susan