'We should straighten up a bit around here tonight'
'Okay... What do you mean, 'straighten up'?'
(..blink. Blink, blink...)
(calmly continues:)
'Well, we should take out the trash, and empty the recyclables, and clean the bathroom... it's gotten kind of cluttered in here. (Blink)'
'I hadn't really noticed'
Mortifying myself without even leaving the house
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Autocorrect on my text messages is making me look even more unhinged than
normal lately, so if you ever feel bad about your texting issues, please
enjoy th...
5 hours ago
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