Completely torn

Waiting in line at the grocery store, I see a new Tic Tac product...  TicTac Chill, in EXOTIC CHERRY.  BIGGER SIZE, SO YOU CAN CHILL OUT AND ENJOY.  They're about the size of a tylenol tablet.  Genius...  let's make tic tacs even bigger... AND, I love the cherry tic tacs that are in the newish combo pack, with passion fruit ones (that I throw away, so I can enjoy only the cherry ones.)

(Insert ominous music here.)

They're sugar free, so they have that sugar-free candy taste. 
But, they're cherry, so It's kind of a draw.

But, as I'm typing this, I chewed it.  And, it's not so bad.
To quote a review:

'If SweeTarts made a small, nondescript cherry version of its candies (in the shape of an engorged Tic Tac), they’d taste just like the Tic Tac Chill Exotic Cherry. Not bad. Not great. I like the tartness, but there’s not much “cherry” going on here. Surely nothing exotic.'

Update:  Best part?  There's VIDEO INSTRUCTIONS for using the new package. 
Even better part: the video I found when googling the video instructions... 

When you read this

please come over and pry the Chipotle from my hands.  Clearly, grazing for an hour three hours until it's almost completely gone STILL isn't enough to make me stop.

p.s.  As a post-script (cash cab makes me smarter) you make me smile as I continue eating the last few bites, and you notice my post, and send me an IM to 'PUT THE FORK DOWN'. 

Nice.

Perfect for me

because you like the opposite of what I like in the McDonald's Big Breakfast. 

Oh, the mexican goodness

All my life, I've gotten the same thing from Taco Bell...  crunchy tacos.  Regular, old crunchy tacos.  And, don't misunderstand.  They're my FAVORITE EVER fast food.  But, I just tried a bite of a Grilled Stuft Burrito, and I can fill you all in..........  They are WONDERFUL.  Cheesey, a little crunchy, a little meaty.  Delicious.  Thanks, LOML!