7/17/08

Faux weather convo, or how I make stuff up for compliments

me:
be glad you're not outdoors today. It's 114*

you:
what?

me:
well, it feels like 114*. I suppose the real temperature is closer to 89*, but for effect, I embellish sometimes.

you:
you are adorable
mmmmmmmm

me - mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I am now all smirky

Make me smile

by not waking me to turn out lights, and choosing, instead, to sleep with a pillow covering your eyes because I was 'snoozin, and looked comfy.'  Seriously?  Too cute.

For Carrie

7/16/08

Things our unborn children are destined to say to us

I am a registered republican

I don't really like computers.

I'm thinking of joining the army.

I don't really like movies.

I'm thinking of playing soccer.

Oh, by the way...  I bought a gun.

I don't really like music.

Communication isn't really anything I'm interested in; let's just sit quietly and fester.

Get Well Soon, KareBear


Buh-luddddd!

We shouldn't laugh at the mispronunciations of toddlers.  But, there are many things we shouldn't do...

grapes

This is a few years old, but I came across it again today, and almost fell off my chair. 

Head Shot

I took a photo and ran it through something called the Face Transformer that created a manga cartoon version of myself. It's me, but it's not really me. That's kind of how it feels to be online. There's Modigliani options
and others too.

Make me smile

by signing onto my silly little blog even when you're home injured and not a happy camper. 

by trying to referee kitty spats in the middle of the night, even though you can't stand.

by thanking me (profusely) when all I do is sit next to you on the couch and remind you to take advil.

by being mine.

by KNOWING that we would win on Cash Cab, even though our trial runs aren't going too well.

by joining me in thinking every time we buy lottery tickets that we'll 'absolutely win this time.'

:)
nibble

7/15/08

unnecessary censorship






I want to sit around and think of these things, damn it.

coolest x-rays you'll see all week

In honor of our little x-ray girl, here's some other things we should think of x-raying.

http://www.nickveasey.com/NV%20Ass%20p5.html

How the falling people really did it

For those who remember this from a previous post...   
http://www.lensculture.com/webloglc/mt_files/archives/2008/07/behind-the-scenes-video-magica.html

Soccer Update



Ah, the sport of soccer
This post goes out to Karen, who is probably on the couch right now, leg elevated, watching bad stay-at-home-cause-your-ankle-is-sprained-movies.  (Hi, Karen.)
We played four games, and came in 3rd at the Corporate Challenge. 

7/11/08

Just in case you thought you were fit

So, we've been biking and playing beach volleyball and being much more fit and active than SusanLand has ever been.  Optimistic, I sign up for our Corporate Challenge soccer tournament (in reality, I was signed-up in absentia, but we'll let that slide...)  I approached Tuesday's practice with some trepidation (thank you, thunderstorm gods, I owe you one...)  but by yesterday, I was pretty confident and optimistic.  Everything seemed fine, 'Let's start out with some passing.'  Then we learned to 'field' the ball, which sounds relaxing and all, but is actually letting the ball hit you in the chest, head, thigh or somewhere else a ball shouldn't hit.  And, then the part that really solidified my love of the game...  Constant running.  We start out doing suicides (apt name, namers...  well done.)  running back and forth on the field until we're warmed up.  (Did I mention that I was completely drenched from head to toe?  Warmed up - vast understatement.)  I am not a happy girl at this point, frowning and dripping on everyone.  And then the strangest thing happened...  We started playing a little mock game, and it was fun.  Actual, real, athletic-y fun.  I am not good, do not be fooled by the sudden change in tone.  I am awful, but I am a female body on the field, which they needed, and I will do my best to smile as I wince on Sunday. 

As a side note, the feeling after your muscles relax is a bonus treat.  Oh, and morning muscles...  priceless.