when you reach for the flat iron, pulling my hot rollers over and I accidentally say 'Slow down, Chunky.'
I swear, I don't know where 'Chunky' came from.
Thank you for not stabbing me.
Not how I expected my morning to go
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So this morning I had to get up early for a doctors appointment but instead
of my alarm I woke up to an incredibly loud IMMINENT THREAT flood warning
and s...
4 days ago
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