thursday bonus

You may drive home. 

You can thank me later.

Make me smile

'I rolled over in my sleep last night, and you asked if I needed any help.'
'I did?'
'Yes. I told you I was just rolling over, but then started to tell you that I had kind of a bad dream.'
'Hmm. I don't remember that.'
'Yeah, before I could tell you what the dream was, you were snoring again.'
'Sounds about right.'

Make me laugh, and cause me to leave the room

when you reach for the flat iron, pulling my hot rollers over and I accidentally say 'Slow down, Chunky.'

I swear, I don't know where 'Chunky' came from.

Thank you for not stabbing me.

Make you smile

when I tell you that I read an email update, and for the first few glances, really thought the name on it was 'Flaming George.'  (To the point that I tried to figure out how they got the name...  Is it tongue-in-cheek?  Is his name George?  That's pretty orig-)  Oh...  Wait...  It's Gorge.