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The Twentieth Argument I Had With Victor This Week
Me: You know how I’ll know when we’re really successful? When I can buy the New York Times just to throw it in the trash so that the garbage men will thin...
4 days ago
amalah . com
Quick question. No, wait. Two questions. 1) WHYYYYYY DID I BUY THEM THIS 2) How long before the batteries die a malicious early death and I can claim that ...
6 days ago
Adventures in pond water
Right. So. Where to begin, where to begin. Let’s just jump in (pun intended as you will soon discover) with my leaving Paris on Monday morning. Leaving Fra...
3 weeks ago
Ozzy, eating a popsicle, “Mmmm. It’s so lick-y!” —– Me: The moth is dead. Should we throw it away? Ozzy: It’s a shell. The post Toddler Observations appe...
3 weeks ago
Halloween 2017: William Shakespeare
I asked my daughter to write her own explanation of why she wanted to be William Shakespeare for Halloween. "When I went to camp last summer, I chose Shake...
9 months ago
A cup of tea and a wheat penny
A Swimmer's Beauty Regimen
If you're anything like me, every trip to the pool is an assault on your skin and hair. Here are a few tips and tricks I use to keep my pool workouts fro...
3 years ago
Join me to ban "lean"
After several minutes of careful introspection, I think we need to ban the word "lean." Lean has so many pejorative connotations, such as how harsh economi...
4 years ago
My wife has stopped calling me a good dad. That was the deal we made. She agreed to it back in 2009. "Quit your blog," she said over the sound of the laund...
5 years ago
The Written Nerd
Moving On, Moving Over
Dear readers of The Written Nerd, if there are any of you still out there, As you may have noticed, I haven't posted anything here in almost six months. Th...
7 years ago
iPhone App: Everyday
This evening I splurged on a few Mega Million lotto tickets; the jackpot is $244m. I came home, changed into comfy clothes, and washed my pants. Oh yes, w...
7 years ago
Her Bad Mother
Movin' On Up
Oh, hey, you hear that? That is THE SOUND OF SILENCE. It's pretty quiet around here, and might be for another day or so. Because? I am - wait for it - movi...
9 years ago
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