So, can we talk about the vending machine for a moment?
Our work beverage dispenser has only one option for Diet Coke, beverage of the gods. There are about thirteen choices for pepsi, diet pepsi, etc... But, one for DC. It is empty today, and I am trying to enjoy a dp (It does not warrant caps). I have had it open for approximately ten minutes, and it is already flat. Who drinks this, and are they: a) allergic to carbonation? b) drinking the entire can in two minutes? c) completely oblivious? Please advise.