When you read this

please come over and pry the Chipotle from my hands.  Clearly, grazing for an hour three hours until it's almost completely gone STILL isn't enough to make me stop.

p.s.  As a post-script (cash cab makes me smarter) you make me smile as I continue eating the last few bites, and you notice my post, and send me an IM to 'PUT THE FORK DOWN'. 

Nice.