when you reach for the flat iron, pulling my hot rollers over and I accidentally say 'Slow down, Chunky.'
I swear, I don't know where 'Chunky' came from.
Thank you for not stabbing me.
Surviving September - There’s something about September that wants to eat you. I wrote that years ago and it’s still just as true today. In fact, every September for years and ...
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