when you reach for the flat iron, pulling my hot rollers over and I accidentally say 'Slow down, Chunky.'
I swear, I don't know where 'Chunky' came from.
Thank you for not stabbing me.
My body is a deadly weapon. Usually just to myself but today it’s really going the extra mile. - I’m too tired to type so here’s what’s happening now: Have you had this flu? If so, what helped? Going to sleep on the couch and have fever dreams now. P...
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