Every week, all I want to do is leave early on Fridays. At my old job, I worked until about noon or so every Friday and then was free to hop around in meadows all afternoon long. Here, however, since I am not tied to a pager 24/7, I do not have this luxury. Below is my attempt to fake her out about it:
Woohoo! I get to leave early!
I asked my boss if I could
said i had to take my cat to the vet
no you didnt
i'm just finishing up some work first
i dont believe in jackalopes, susan
What an asshole. - So I was just outside walking Dorothy Barker and it’s pitch black but I saw the movement of those ducklings I chased off the street last month and they wer...
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