'We should straighten up a bit around here tonight'
'Okay... What do you mean, 'straighten up'?'
(..blink. Blink, blink...)
'Well, we should take out the trash, and empty the recyclables, and clean the bathroom... it's gotten kind of cluttered in here. (Blink)'
'I hadn't really noticed'
“Winnie the Pooh is overrated.” ~ Eeyore (probably) - I saw that Winnie the Pooh was trending on twitter and my first thought was that he was dead and then I realized that was insane and my next thought was th...
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