A: I'd like to see that new Sunshine movie this weekend
B: Okay, is it playing anywhere nearby?
A: I'm not sure, we'll have to check
B: (checking on iPhone) click. click click.
A: I wish you wouldn't use that thing all the time
B: You use yours all the time, what are you talking about?
A: We used to talk
B: OH MY GOD. Are you serious?
A: ♪♫ You don't bring me flowers... ♫♪
B: You are a crazy person
A: Fine. I am not talking to you then
B: You're just mad that you didn't bring your phone
A: Well, yeah... (sniff)
My body is a deadly weapon. Usually just to myself but today it’s really going the extra mile. - I’m too tired to type so here’s what’s happening now: Have you had this flu? If so, what helped? Going to sleep on the couch and have fever dreams now. P...
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